First of all, the SusaHumor gang (SHG) wouldn’t go because they hate meet and greets. S*san would be the only one attending because the SHG would be too polite to ever intrude upon S*san’s precious time. And since none of them have rich husbands, they also wouldn’t be able to afford to attend. However, if they did decide to attend (and we all know they would because they are all dying to meet her) it would be quite boring because…
They would make her sit still at a table, they wouldn't let her say anything funny because that would mean she felt as though she had to entertain, they wouldn't ask her to autograph anything, they wouldn't give her any gifts because they wouldn't want to take up any room in her home and they also think she doesn't need anything since she's rich, and they wouldn’t touch her because it would be disrespectful so no hugs would be allowed.
They might as well just have a meet and greet with flat S*san. Oh no, can't do that, flat S*san is an embarrassment, even though S*san likes her.
Well, what would they talk about? They certainly wouldn’t talk about religion or prayer groups, even though religion is important to S*san. If S*san brings up her faith, they would just sit there politely with smiles on their faces and say nothing. Perhaps they could talk about all the people they detest on S*FII and how they all got banned due to lack of “freedom of speech” (without responsibility). S*san would love the way they ridicule members of S*FII since she is such an advocate for bullies. (Cath*lics are big advocates for bullies.) Maybe she would have a few of her favorites to gripe about. They could talk about her joining their forum and posting about these people on the guest forum for everyone to see. They wouldn’t want to give her the user name “Lirpa Loof,” though. That would be disrespectful, even though S*san thinks it’s funny. I wonder what respectful name they would come up with, since they are such advocates of respect. They could then talk about the declining number of members on S*FII and what they could do to disrupt things on S*FII and recruit more members to their forum. S*san would love to get in on the action. Perhaps they could talk S*san into giving up her singing career just to join them in their pursuits! After all, it’s a full time job!
Lastly, they would need to make a poster and a video to commemorate their little gathering. Who would make their poster? Oh, “the boss” makes great posters. Someone would then need to make a video. It could be called the “anti-meet and greet, anti-flat S*san, anti-hug, anti-gift, anti-autograph SusaHumor wily-gate.”
Oh, what fun they would have!
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